Still distraught over her breakup with Mr. Big, Carrie briefly rebounds with a New York Yankee. Charlotte's new boyfriend likes to adjust his crotch in public, and Samantha still can't accept the shortcomings of James' teeny tiny penis.
Carrie's idiot friend, Susan-Sharon, makes an attempt to separate from her abusive husband, but it doesn't take. Miranda is uncomfortable when her new beau wants her to talk dirty in bed. Samantha finally tells James that his penis is too teeny tiny to pleasure her.
After declaring that all men are freaks, Carrie exhibits some pretty freakish behavior of her own. Charlotte tries to create a meaningful relationship with a man who's widely known as Mr. Pussy, but soon learns he's a strange mute who has no interests outside of oral sex. Samantha gets ass fat injected into her face.
Charlotte has high hopes when she meets a handsome widower at a cemetery, but he turns out to be a philandering douchebag. Miranda starts having panic attacks after buying an apartment. Samantha is cast out from high society after groping a married man.
Charlotte is turned off by her cheating beau and starts hanging out with a group of power lesbians. Samantha's latest conquest shaves her pubes into the shape of a lightning bolt. Carrie and Mr. Big reignite their shitty relationship.
Miranda is dismayed when a man she has eyes for falls in love with and proposes to her interior designer within the span of a week. Carrie is miffed when Mr. Big takes a phone call during her love poem reading at the wedding.
Samantha dates a seventy-two year old millionaire, but breaks it off after she gets an eyeful of his flabby ass cheeks. Carrie wants Mr. Big to get to know her friends better and arranges a dinner. Miranda meets a cute bartender named Steve.
Charlotte is horrified by her beau's uncircumcised penis, but things go awry after he undergoes circumcision. Carrie gets so miffed when Mr. Big ogles other women that she punches him in the face. Miranda and Steve have opposite schedules and struggle to find common sack time.
Carrie tells Big she loves him, and gets miffed when he doesn't reciprocate right away. Steve breaks up with Miranda after she tries to buy him an expensive suit. Charlotte acts like a groupie when she's invited to hang out with actor Wylie Ford.
Charlotte can't determine if her new friend Stephan is gay or straight. Samantha re-hooks up with an old beau who dumped her...and is dumped a second time. Carrie gets annoyed when Big doesn't allow her to keep her toiletries at his apartment.
Carrie wigs out when Big tells her he's moving to Paris for the summer...then breaks up with him when it's clear he has no interest in continuing their shitty relationship. Miranda and her newest hookup, Jack, have sex in public places. Charlotte accepts free shoes from a shoe salesman with a foot fetish.
When Carrie can't stop nattering about her Big breakup, Samantha, Miranda, and Charlotte urge her to seek professional help. Samantha hooks up with an avid sports fan, and Miranda flashes her private parts at a neighbor.
Carrie gets involved with a recovering alcoholic who replaces booze with sex...and eventually falls off the wagon. Samantha is asked by two gay friends to engage in a threesome. The gals attend a tantric sex class.