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The Facts of Life - Season 8, Episode 6

4/17/2022

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"I consider the Bronx flyover country."
"The Little Chill"
Original airdate: 11/8/1986

Episode summary: Former Facts gals Sue Ann, Cindy, and Nancy drop by Peekskill for an Eastland reunion.

Recap: The Facts gals (minus Jo) are decorating the residence with balloons, streamers, and a sign reading Welcome back Nancy, Sue Ann & Cindy. Andy rushes in, gushes about how horny-excited he is to meet Cindy Webster (aka a real live cover girl!), then rushes off to splash on some aftershave [and mercifully not be seen for the rest of the episode]. 

Beverly Ann gabbles about how happy she is that they're reuniting with the old gang...then reminisces about her high school reunion, during which she disdainfully noted that the popular guys all got bald and fat and she pretended to be a nuclear physicist.

Cindy, Nancy, and Sue Ann arrive, and everyone starts shrieking happy greetings at each other. When Blair compliments Sue Ann's chic brown suit, Sue Ann self-importantly explains it was a little something she picked up at Bergdorf 'cause she needs to look "a certain way" while hobnobbing at the elite levels of the corporate world. The gals then fuss and gush over Cindy's unexpected rise to fame as America's top fashion model, as well as Nancy's upcoming marriage to long-time boyfriend Roger.
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"I buy all my fancywear from Bergdorf."

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"We feel like Peekskill bumpkins in comparison."

Natalie announces that she wants to introduce someone who's become very important in their lives...and as Jo blushes with an 'aw shucks, Nat' expression, Natalie ushers over Beverly Ann, who politely wishes Nancy the best of luck for her upcoming marriage. Jo coughs to catch Tootie's attention, so Tootie hastily introduces her to the former Facts gals, who promptly ignore Jo in favor of updates on..
  • Edna's African adventures
  • Cindy's modelling career
  • Nancy's engagement ring

Jo, who looks visibly miffed at being left out, announces to no one in particular that she's off to the library to study...and after she dejectedly shuffles off, Nancy remarks that Jo doesn't seem at all like the wildcat they've been led to believe she is. Natalie jokes about how they've managed to domesticate her, which segue ways into a flashback of when Blair met [and become instantly smitten with] a hot-headed Jo for the very first time. 

As the gals reminisce and look at old photos, Nancy asks Natalie how her writing career is going, and Natalie says she has a lot of unpublished stuff. Sue Ann condescendingly says it must be soooo frustrating to try to break into publishing, but Natalie just shrugs and says she has plenty of time...and, in the meantime, is working a lot of temp jobs to gain valuable life experience. After chewing on that for a few seconds, she bursts into fake tears and weeps about having to be a working stiff for the next twenty years. [Try the next forty years, Nat.] Cindy asks Tootie if she's landed any big acting gigs, and Tootie neglects to tell her about the Broadway audition she so stupidly squandered during the previous episode and says she thinks it's important to have a strong academic background before diving into acting...then circles back to actually answering the question by replying, "In other words: no." LOL.

Jo returns home while everyone is cackling over an old photo of Roger and a shout-out to Season 1's Flash Flood episode. Jo attempts to laugh along...but when she gets confused by the reference to Tootie's pet rabbits, Sue Ann dismissively says, "Forget it, you had to be there." Cindy asks Jo where she was while they were all bonding during the wretched Season 1 episodes, and Jo replies, "Surviving in the Bronx." Sue Ann dickishly chuckles about how she once flew over the Bronx, and Jo shoots her a seriously? look and wryly says, "Next time be sure and drop in."
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"Jo, what were you doing while we were all bonding as sisters?"

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"Waiting patiently for the producers to cut the oversized Season 1 cast in half."

Beverly Ann brings over a pitcher of lemonade and natters about how nostalgic she suddenly feels about her high school chums...and when the Facts and former Facts gals give her a 'the hell you sitting with us for?' look, she gets a clue and beats a hasty retreat.

Sue Ann tells Cindy she wishes she had known she was modelling, then explains that she was recently tasked with finding an all-American face for a campaign and traveled as far as Sweden - first class! - to scour the Swedish countryside for the perfect model. Jo remarks on how amazing [and literally unbelievable] it is that a company would give someone fresh out of college that much responsibility, and Sue Ann haughtily retorts that no one gave her anything and that she had to claw her way to the top. Tootie says she's not at all surprised by Sue Ann's success, given that she always had the best grades...and Jo mutters under her breath, "And the sharpest claws."

Blair gives the former Facts gals a tour of Over Our Heads and shows them the useless crap they sell...and while that's happening, Sue Ann boasts that she's about to be appointed her company's newest Vice President. Jo does her best to keep a straight face as she marvels how extraordinarily rare it is to be elevated to the VP level at the tender age of twenty-two, so Sue Ann faux explains that she single-handedly developed a shade called afternoon fawn, which became "color of the year" for the company's new clothing line. When Jo says she can't picture what afternoon fawn looks like [my guess would be light brown], Sue Ann compares it to a variety of other fake sounding colors, then tells a befuddled Jo, "You had to be there." Jo's all, "What? Again?" - but before the interaction can degenerate into a full-blown snipefest, Blair warns both Jo and Sue Ann that they don't want to mess with the other, a comment which superfluously segue ways into a flashback of when an emotional Sue Ann flailed her fists about and accidentally punched Blair in the face during the Running episode.

Tootie says she tried to get Molly to attend their impromptu reunion, but her mom claimed she was too busy and didn't offer any specifics about what Molly is doing now [aside from establishing herself as a teen movie icon through her various John Hughes collaborations]. The gals laugh again about old times...and when Jo contorts her face into an expression of puzzlement, Sue Ann condescendingly says, "You had to be there." Jo responds by rolling her eyes and irritably announcing that she has to be someplace, then scuttles upstairs.

Blair follows Jo to the bedroom to apologize for making her feel as though she's the odd man out, and explains that she, Tootie, and Natalie are just so darn excited to see their old friends and get caught up on each other's lives. Jo's like, "Whatever, get caught up" and says she's off to the library to hit the books...and as she leaves Blair stares after her concernedly.
Later, the Facts and former Facts gals are in their PJs, scarfing down pizza and listening to music. Blair asks Nancy what she plans to wear on her wedding night, a question that unnecessarily devolves into a flashback of when Blair mistakenly got a package filled with kinky lingerie from her dad's company.

As everyone chuckles at the nonsensical Season 1 subplot, the gals wonder aloud who's going to be next to walk down the aisle. Sue Ann calls marriage "a trap" and that she's seeking a man who can deal with a successful career woman...and an aghast Tootie asks where her sense of romance is, then reminds her that Nancy is about to get married and discover the sexy mystery of what it feels like to get boned for the first time. Nancy's all, "Um, about it being the first time" then admits that she and Roger have been hitting the sack for kind of awhile now...and that since he's apparently been raw-dogging it, she's now three months pregnant. Oops.
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"Nancy is about to discover the mysterious wonderment that is Roger's penis."

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"That baloney pony ceased to be a mystery to me quite some time ago."

After the commercial break, Nancy assures the gals that she and Roger are happy about his bun being in her oven - but that a baby on the way means that her aspiring career as a psychiatrist is out of the question. Natalie tells Sue Ann she's jealous of how swiftly she's managed to figure out her career path and wonders if working one dead-end temp job after another is really the best way to become a writer. Blair, meanwhile, admits to being envious of Cindy's modelling career - but Cindy quickly says that her life isn't perfect...and that she'd looooove to devour the pizza they've all been inhaling but has to refrain from eating anything resembling junk food if she wants to continue getting hired to model in jeans commercials. Tootie suddenly giggles and invokes the flashback memory of when Sue Ann dunked Blair's head in rice pudding after putting her on a silly starvation diet. As everyone is chortling, Sue Ann needlessly says she wants to come clean about her annual salary and says she's pulling down 50K, not 60K...and everyone's all, "Um, OK..?"

Jo returns home from the library, hears all of the cackling coming from upstairs, and decides she'd much prefer to sleep on the couch. Beverly Ann enters the room and tells Jo there's a fun sounding pyjama party going on, but Jo says she's going to pass on that 'cause she has to get up early. Beverly Ann clucks sympathetically about how hard it can be to not be able to share the same memories with her friends' friends and have to smile stupidly and pretend it doesn't bother her. She then says she misses being near all of her friends in Appleton and often thinks wistfully about her ex...and Jo assures her that she's now part of their dysfunctional family and that she's actually starting to grow on them.

Hours later, Sue Ann tiptoes downstairs to make a covert call to her coworker, imploring her to cover for her by fetching the company bigwigs their usual breakfast donuts and ensuring that the coffee urn is full. When she hangs up, she's all, "Ack!" when she notices that Jo is awake and shooting her the stink eye. When Jo calls her out for lying about her fabulous corporate career, Sue Ann admits to being a lowly gopher, then explains that in high school she was always considered the smartest girl who was most likely to rapidly climb the corporate ladder...and really really wants her friends to be proud of her.  Jo asks if she thinks that lying to her friends is OK, and Sue Ann says she fully intends to actually be a Vice President by the time the next reunion rolls around...then glumly assumes that Jo is going to humiliate her by ratting her out.
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"Turns out I'm full of as much shit as you assumed I was."

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"It's a good thing I'm laying down for that revelation."

The next day, the former Facts gals are about to leave when Jo returns home. Tootie lays it on thick to Sue Ann about what an inspiration she is, a sentiment with which Natalie agrees and adds that she's seriously thinking about going to college. Sue Ann sheepishly says she owes them the truth and is about to 'fess up about her gopher status when Jo interjects and breezily says it's no big deal that her company didn't fly her to Sweden first class. When Sue Ann shoots her a grateful smile, a perplexed Blair wants to know what else the two of them have been talking about, and Jo replies, "You had to be there."

The Facts gals gush about what a great reunion that was, and Natalie decrees that the four of them (plus Beverly Ann) must forever be part of each other's lives. Which - OMFG - they will, for at least another season and a half...when the producers finally get the good sense to pull the plug for good.
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11 Comments
ChrisW
4/24/2022 04:10:28 am

Cindy, Nancy and Sue Ann were all chatting with Jo at the end of Season 2's "Gossip." Cindy and Sue Ann loved Jo's newspaper article in Season 3's "Front Page." But now they're complete strangers?

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Sean
4/24/2022 05:51:48 am

remember by Season 2 the 4 girls lived above the kitchen while the others were still in the dorms. So I'm sure to them Jo was just another student they occasionally talked to on lunch break or whatever but they lived with Blair Tootie and Natalie for a whole season.
I'm sure there are people I talked to in high school that I could not really remember 8 years later.

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ChrisW
4/24/2022 09:13:47 am

None of them would remember each other unless they hung out after graduation so there's no point to a reunion in the first place.

Jo's the one with the motorcycle who always talks about the Bronx, you saw her at mealtime every day. I think Cindy or Sue Ann (can't remember which) was in her newspaper class. They all worked together for the evening to help Tootie being punished for gossip.

Just talking about Mrs. Garrett's drinking problem would lead to more conversation about Mrs. G, like that time she came back from dinner with her ex-husband and was totally wasted. They'd get to know each other that way.

They were in the same grade, Jo even spoke at graduation. Not remembering each other is one thing but this episode treats it like the first meeting ever with Jo while the other girls are thrilled to see people they haven't known since before they were old enough to drive.

Matt
5/31/2024 09:29:04 am

I remember a Season 2 episode where Tootie gossips too much. In that episode, Sue Ann, Nancy, and Cindy all interacted directly with Jo. In one shot, you saw Jo and Cindy engaged in what looked like intense one-to-one talking. So I found it hard to believe that those Season One girls wouldn't have remembered Jo from the Eastland School for Girls.

Kyle
4/24/2022 11:30:18 am

Yep - the lost girls acting as if they don’t know Jo is silly.

I have to laugh that even on the show, Molly won’t talk to the girls (Molly’s mother declines the reunion invite).

Why are all of these girls suddenly older than Blair, who is still in her senior year of college?

Sue Ann is the most annoying Facts character of all time, and the actress - who was truly amateurish during the first season - hasn’t improved one iota. Jo should have ratted her out.

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Aj
8/9/2024 09:47:04 pm

What a jerk she was

Anna
9/12/2024 05:16:07 pm

This always bothered me too! We definitely saw the first season cast interact with Jo more than once. And it’s not like Eastland was a big school. They may not have been besties, but they certainly would have known about the girl with the motorcycle, who was the roommate of three of their apparent BFFs.

And how did all three of the season 1 girls graduate before Blair and Jo?

ChrisW
4/24/2022 06:35:22 pm

Nancy was only in two scenes of Season 3 "Green-Eyed Monster," but she was clearly involved with the school play somehow. I *think* that's her on-screen for a half-second at the beginning of the second part, working backstage where Jo's working.

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Debarshi Das
11/19/2022 09:07:33 am

Actually the 8 girls sort of knew each other but they even didn’t mention about Kimberly Drummond from Diffrent strokes and how she was doing. And Kimberly and jo were the only ones not friends or communicated with each other.

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Mike P
11/27/2022 08:37:47 pm

It's funny Natalie is getting along so well with Cindy and Sue Anne here. In the "Sex Symbol" episode of season 2 Cindy basically calls Natalie a whore, (for pretending to be promiscuous). And both Cindy and Sue Anne laughed at her in this episode. I guess no hard feelings, huh? I mean they're pretending their relationship was always perfect when it wasn't. Did Cindy go back to calling Natalie a whore when she found out she was sexually active with her boyfriend Snake? Does Cindy think Nancy is a whore for having sex out of wedlock with Roger? How come Lisa Welchel didn't boycott this episode; like she boycotted the "First Time" episode which featured Natalie losing her virginity? Lots of mixed messages on this show.

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Emma
4/3/2025 03:17:49 am

Remember- “you had to be there”

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