Episode 1: "Captain & the Lady / Centerfold / One If by Land.." (recap)
Original airdate: 9/24/1977
Captain Stubing is tormented by his bitchy ex-wife, who's now married to one of the ship's line directors. A young lawyer tries to keep her congressman fiancé from finding out that she once posed nude in Kitten. A buffoonish exterminator urges his girlfriend to give up on the idea of marriage.
Episode 2: "Oh, Dale! / Main Event / Tasteful Affair" (recap)
Original airdate: 10/1/1977
A private investigator falls in love with the woman he's tailing. A married couple who bickers constantly gets stuck in an elevator. A man who's just been dumped is so desperate to be on the same cruise with his ex-girlfriend that he poses as a woman in order to get the last female only cabin available.