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Beverly Hills, 90210: Snide Episode Recaps & Commentary
Take a trip down memory lane and revisit television’s first “pretty people” series that defined the ‘90s. Relive the milestones, adventures, and heartbreak experienced by Brenda, Brandon and the rest of their A-list crew as they navigate their way through high school, college, and the world beyond (well…except for Brenda ‘cause she “moves to London” after Season 4). Get swept up all over again in the Kelly/Dylan/Brenda love triangle, Brandon’s endless failed romances, and the pregnancy storyline that brought an end to Ahn-drea’s superfluous presence on the show. Relive the joy of meeting new characters like Valerie the scheming pot smoker, Toni the doomed wife of Dylan, and Ray the raspy singer turned woman beater. This compilation of seasons 1-10 includes detailed recaps of every episode (yes really!) filled with snide commentary, hilarious insight, and never before read snide-dish. A must have for fans of this classic show. |
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Season 1
Minnesota bumpkins, Brenda and Brandon Walsh, have just moved to Beverly Hills with their wholesome parents. Against all odds, the twins easily hook up with the A-list crew at West Beverly Hills High and share lots of emotional adventures with their attractive new friends. Highlights of Season 1 include Brenda hooking up with Dylan and losing her maidenhead, Brandon going on a one night bender and ending up in jail after driving drunk, and Kelly's coke-snorting mom making a public spectacle of herself.
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Minnesota bumpkins, Brenda and Brandon Walsh, have just moved to Beverly Hills with their wholesome parents. Against all odds, the twins easily hook up with the A-list crew at West Beverly Hills High and share lots of emotional adventures with their attractive new friends. Highlights of Season 1 include Brenda hooking up with Dylan and losing her maidenhead, Brandon going on a one night bender and ending up in jail after driving drunk, and Kelly's coke-snorting mom making a public spectacle of herself.
Enjoy all 22 snark and commentary filled episode recaps of the most iconic television show of the ‘90s!
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Season 2
The teenage angst of Minnesota twins, Brenda and Brandon Walsh, and all of their popular, attractive friends picks up where it left off in the first season. Brenda faces a pregnancy scare and dumps Dylan for a few months, while Brandon gets a job at the Beverly Hills Beach Club and eventually trashes his beloved car after getting high on fictional U4EA. The kids' parents play a pivotal role in the show this season when Jackie Taylor hooks up with David's father, accidentally gets knocked up, and agrees to a shotgun wedding...and the happy occasion turns sour for Dylan, who is ordered by Papa Walsh to stay away from Brenda.
Enjoy all 28 snark and commentary filled episode recaps of the most iconic television show of the '90s!
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The teenage angst of Minnesota twins, Brenda and Brandon Walsh, and all of their popular, attractive friends picks up where it left off in the first season. Brenda faces a pregnancy scare and dumps Dylan for a few months, while Brandon gets a job at the Beverly Hills Beach Club and eventually trashes his beloved car after getting high on fictional U4EA. The kids' parents play a pivotal role in the show this season when Jackie Taylor hooks up with David's father, accidentally gets knocked up, and agrees to a shotgun wedding...and the happy occasion turns sour for Dylan, who is ordered by Papa Walsh to stay away from Brenda.
Enjoy all 28 snark and commentary filled episode recaps of the most iconic television show of the '90s!
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Season 3
The drama intensifies for Brenda, Brandon, and their attractive A-list crew. Brenda's bad behavior at the beginning of Season 3 earns her a summer trip to Paris, which prompts a hook-up between Dylan and Kelly...which is then followed by an untenable love triangle. Brandon develops a gambling addiction that lands him in hot water with a cartoonishly sinister bookie, and Dylan copes with the fiery death of his felonious father. The consequences of Donna's drunkenness at prom brings the Class of '93 together in a 'Donna Martin graduates!' protest before they all leave West Beverly Hills High behind forever.
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The drama intensifies for Brenda, Brandon, and their attractive A-list crew. Brenda's bad behavior at the beginning of Season 3 earns her a summer trip to Paris, which prompts a hook-up between Dylan and Kelly...which is then followed by an untenable love triangle. Brandon develops a gambling addiction that lands him in hot water with a cartoonishly sinister bookie, and Dylan copes with the fiery death of his felonious father. The consequences of Donna's drunkenness at prom brings the Class of '93 together in a 'Donna Martin graduates!' protest before they all leave West Beverly Hills High behind forever.
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Season 4
The Beverly Hills, 90210 gang heads off to fictional California University to experience more First World drama and pretty people problems. Brandon unwittingly starts up a sordid affair with the wife of the professor he's been brown-nosing, Ahn-drea gets knocked up by a guy she barely knows and marries him, and Dylan gets scammed out of his millions just after Kelly dumps him to pursue a love-match with Brandon. Brenda, meanwhile, gets arrested for vandalizing a research lab, then debases herself to get the lead role in a play before she finally calls it quits and leaves Beverly Hills for good...I mean, gets fired by a fed up Aaron Spelling.
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The Beverly Hills, 90210 gang heads off to fictional California University to experience more First World drama and pretty people problems. Brandon unwittingly starts up a sordid affair with the wife of the professor he's been brown-nosing, Ahn-drea gets knocked up by a guy she barely knows and marries him, and Dylan gets scammed out of his millions just after Kelly dumps him to pursue a love-match with Brandon. Brenda, meanwhile, gets arrested for vandalizing a research lab, then debases herself to get the lead role in a play before she finally calls it quits and leaves Beverly Hills for good...I mean, gets fired by a fed up Aaron Spelling.
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Season 5
Valerie Malone joins the 90210 gang as Brenda's replacement, and she does her part in keeping the delicious, catty drama going. Following her breakup with David, Donna hooks up with Ray "Pumpkin Head" Pruit and eventually discovers his dark, abusive side. Kelly suffers burn injuries during a rave party gone bad and soon after falls prey to a creepy cult leader. Dylan goes on a drug and alcohol fueled bender and nearly dies in a car crash, and Brandon stays on the straight and narrow until he's dumped (sort of ) by Kelly at the end of the season.
Enjoy all 32 snark and commentary filled episode recaps of the most iconic television show of the '90s!
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Valerie Malone joins the 90210 gang as Brenda's replacement, and she does her part in keeping the delicious, catty drama going. Following her breakup with David, Donna hooks up with Ray "Pumpkin Head" Pruit and eventually discovers his dark, abusive side. Kelly suffers burn injuries during a rave party gone bad and soon after falls prey to a creepy cult leader. Dylan goes on a drug and alcohol fueled bender and nearly dies in a car crash, and Brandon stays on the straight and narrow until he's dumped (sort of ) by Kelly at the end of the season.
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Season 6
The 90210 gang stays largely intact to share their life adventures in Season 6. Dylan decides he suddenly needs to avenge his father’s murder, but unexpectedly falls in love with the murderer’s daughter. Brandon has a chemistry-free relationship with the editor of the school paper, but they break up during the finale when she chooses her career over him. Kelly descends into the scary world of cocaine abuse, gets rehabbed, then battles a “Single White Female” reject named Tara for her very soul.
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The 90210 gang stays largely intact to share their life adventures in Season 6. Dylan decides he suddenly needs to avenge his father’s murder, but unexpectedly falls in love with the murderer’s daughter. Brandon has a chemistry-free relationship with the editor of the school paper, but they break up during the finale when she chooses her career over him. Kelly descends into the scary world of cocaine abuse, gets rehabbed, then battles a “Single White Female” reject named Tara for her very soul.
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Season 7
The 90210 gang embarks on their final academic year at California University. Brandon and Kelly date other people before they resume their relationship, and Donna deals with the trauma of fending off yet another psychopathic admirer before finally hitting the sheets with David. Valerie continues to stir up drama for Kelly, but deflates by season's end with a half-hearted suicide attempt. Steve faces another devastating dumping when Clare quits Beverly Hills, 90210 and moves overseas with her dimwitted father.
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The 90210 gang embarks on their final academic year at California University. Brandon and Kelly date other people before they resume their relationship, and Donna deals with the trauma of fending off yet another psychopathic admirer before finally hitting the sheets with David. Valerie continues to stir up drama for Kelly, but deflates by season's end with a half-hearted suicide attempt. Steve faces another devastating dumping when Clare quits Beverly Hills, 90210 and moves overseas with her dimwitted father.
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Season 8
The 90210 gang enters the workforce after graduating from California University and welcomes newcomer Noah Hunter to their incestuous clique. Brandon gives up on finding work as a real journalist and joins forces with Steve to launch a lame rag called The Beverly Beat. Kelly faces a tumultuous season when she's shot in a random drive-by and then cheated on by Brandon...and decides on her wedding day that matrimony isn't for her. Donna and David continue their obnoxious roller-coaster of a relationship until Donna dumps him for Noah, then copes with the aftermath of a brief pill-popping addiction. Valerie doesn't do a whole lot except re-hook up with David, get roofied, and possibly contract HIV after David re-dumps her.
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The 90210 gang enters the workforce after graduating from California University and welcomes newcomer Noah Hunter to their incestuous clique. Brandon gives up on finding work as a real journalist and joins forces with Steve to launch a lame rag called The Beverly Beat. Kelly faces a tumultuous season when she's shot in a random drive-by and then cheated on by Brandon...and decides on her wedding day that matrimony isn't for her. Donna and David continue their obnoxious roller-coaster of a relationship until Donna dumps him for Noah, then copes with the aftermath of a brief pill-popping addiction. Valerie doesn't do a whole lot except re-hook up with David, get roofied, and possibly contract HIV after David re-dumps her.
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Season 9
Brandon splits up with Kelly for good, then abruptly leaves town to be a journalist in Washington D.C. Dylan McKay makes a startling reappearance in Beverly Hills to explore a re-hookup with Kelly just as she begins dating a milquetoasty lawyer named Matt. Steve and his employee Janet turn The Beverly Beat into a sleazy tabloid and become unlikely bed buddies. When Valerie takes a page out of Brandon's book and returns to Buffalo, Gina Kincaid slips into town to take her place as the token bitchy (Kelly hating) brunette and falls for a broody, disinterested Dylan.
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Brandon splits up with Kelly for good, then abruptly leaves town to be a journalist in Washington D.C. Dylan McKay makes a startling reappearance in Beverly Hills to explore a re-hookup with Kelly just as she begins dating a milquetoasty lawyer named Matt. Steve and his employee Janet turn The Beverly Beat into a sleazy tabloid and become unlikely bed buddies. When Valerie takes a page out of Brandon's book and returns to Buffalo, Gina Kincaid slips into town to take her place as the token bitchy (Kelly hating) brunette and falls for a broody, disinterested Dylan.
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Season 10
Kelly survives a traumatic assault and pumps her attacker full of lead. Steve proposes to Janet after knocking her up, and the two welcome daughter Maddy to the world. Donna and Noah part ways so that she can reflect on the parade of losers she's dated over the last ten years and end up settling for her first love, David. The two declare their love and devotion to each other during a lavish, hastily-put-together wedding ceremony that caps off the series.
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Kelly survives a traumatic assault and pumps her attacker full of lead. Steve proposes to Janet after knocking her up, and the two welcome daughter Maddy to the world. Donna and Noah part ways so that she can reflect on the parade of losers she's dated over the last ten years and end up settling for her first love, David. The two declare their love and devotion to each other during a lavish, hastily-put-together wedding ceremony that caps off the series.
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